I know it’s been like a year since I posted anything, and I really have no use for this anymore . . . I mean, I thought it’d be funny to post this and hope you get a laugh out of it.
10) Won’t spend all of your money, except for that water bill because, well, you know.
9) Won’t ever cheat on you, unless you have roommates, or your mom stops by for a visit.
8) Won’t ruin your credit, unless you go crazy with upgrades from the local Home Depot…Aisle 10, not that I’d know…
7) Won’t give you STDs, unless you define that as Short-Term Delirium.
6) Won’t get you pregnant
5) Is cheaper than an array of adult toys – woo hoo!
4) Will leave you feeling fresh and clean every time
3) Will never make you sleep in the wet spot, unless you washed your hair
2) Never asks you to reciprocate
And the number 1 reason shower heads are better than men:
Good vibrations, baby! – ahem, you’ll need a massaging shower head for this.
Holy Mother! Clancy, I want this shower!!!